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Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - Darrell - 08-14-2011

<a href="http://www.stufffundieslike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/witnessstick.jpg"><img src="http://www.stufffundieslike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/witnessstick.jpg" alt="" title="Also useful for defending yourself against the attacks of Muslims, radical homosexuals, and pacifist lefties" width="640" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6322" /></a>

Now you can have the wordless book emblazoned on a fine walking stick so that you can witness to those you encounter on your hikes around your neighborhood. I'd recommend you speak softly if you're going to carry it.

(This is one of many bits of material that Don gathered and sent me from the national Sword of the Lord conference. There will no doubt be more to follow.)


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - boymom - 08-15-2011

http://kennesawcutlery.com/Swords/Cold-Steel-Aluminum-Head-Sword-Cane


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - Guilt Ridden - 08-25-2011

This is just leading me to... "more souls than you can shake a Stick at..." (to kind of borrow an old expression).



RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - Don - 08-26-2011

(08-25-2011, 11:34 PM)Guilt Ridden Wrote: This is just leading me to... "more souls than you can shake a Stick at..." (to kind of borrow an old expression).

How about, "The pastor got a love offering and as usual I got the wrong end of the stick..."Dodgy


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - SpaceGhost - 09-14-2011

"He wasn't beat with that ugly stick, he was beat with the whole tree!" (cymbals crashing)


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - Historian - 07-03-2012

I just happened to notice this now, so a little late. But when I saw the title I figured it was the stick you threaten to beat the person to death with if they don't get saved.


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - Phatchick - 07-04-2012

(08-15-2011, 09:08 AM)boymom Wrote: http://kennesawcutlery.com/Swords/Cold-Steel-Aluminum-Head-Sword-Cane

Not bad but I think the dragon ninja sword cane was way cooler and you don't even need the sword. The handle looks pretty deadly if it comes top that.


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - Don - 07-04-2012

(07-03-2012, 10:24 PM)Historian Wrote: I just happened to notice this now, so a little late. But when I saw the title I figured it was the stick you threaten to beat the person to death with if they don't get saved.

wel-l-l-l-l-l-l...... if all else fails... Just make sure to hit them with the Red section only. Angel


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - FundytoReformed - 08-30-2012

Now you can really Stick it to 'em.........[crickets]



I'm here all week folks.....


RE: Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick® - seenthelight - 09-05-2012

$25 for a painted stick??!! Looks like something a child's Sunday school class would do.